📓 Fatbear’s Roadmap
(or as he calls it: “the plan-ish”)
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✅ Phase 1 — Chubby Beginnings
• launch from pump.fun
• cry a little
• post a diary
• buy snacks instead of ads
• gather the brave and the fluffy
• hit top trending
• make it weird in the best way
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🚧 Phase 2 — Building the Den
• memes every day
• fatbear quotes, diary entries, emotional snacks
• hit 1k holders
• fatbear merch (yes, there will be hats)
• fatbear on DexTools, CG, CMC
• social raid parties + X growth
• first CEX listing (fatbear walks in wearing a suit)
• community wallet transparency + growth
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🧸 Phase 3 — Expansion of the Fluff
• bearify Solana with partnerships + crossovers
• fatbear NFT drop: traits include muffin crumbs, broken scale, dancing paws
• game or mini-tool (like a snack tracker, but for coins)
• fatbear radio? maybe.
• holder rewards, fun missions
• raid anything that breathes
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🚀 Phase 4 — The Moon is a Picnic
• multi-CEX listings
• 10k+ holders
• meme culture domination
• billboard? airplane banner? bear in Times Square?
• fatbear foundation: fund silly, meaningful internet projects
• long nap, then season 2
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notes:
• timelines are fuzzy.
• snacks are mandatory.
• everything is subject to vibes.
—fatbear 🧸💼